Taylor Swift, 2013 Brit Awards
Watch NBC comedies, they said.
It’ll be fun, they said.
They’ll make you laugh, they said.
Watch NBC comedies, they said…
Pam: Are you inching away from me?
Pam: Reach your arms out.
Jim: I’m always this close.
This is how my boyfriend reacted when I asked him to help me pack for our holiday trip.
Taylor Swift performing at the VMA’s
GIRL. You. better. WERK.
My birthday is tomorrow, y’all! And yes, that is Glenn asleep in a sink with a party hat on. My roommate took that last night. Last year he was my birthday present to myself, and it was one of the best gifts EVER. But now it’s another year, and I have more present ideas!
Here’s my “I’m turning 25 for the fourth time!” wish list:
1. Taylor Swift to be my best friend. C’mon, Swifty. It’s been long enough. STOP IGNORING ME.
3. Geoffrey Zakarian to be my live-in cook/sassy silver fox friend.
4. For anyone in the world who wants to get married be allowed to just get f—king married.
5. Though I have a boyfriend who I love very much, I think he’d give me a free pass with Fassy just for my birthday. Come on over, Fassbendmeover!
See? Just a simple birthday wish list.
Stephen Colbert on Oreo’s “Gay” Cookie Agenda
HOW DID HE DO THIS AND KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE THE WHOLE TIME. I LOST IT AT ‘LICKING THEIR CREAM OFF’.
Beauty & The Beat. That Belle, she’s so bougie.
This is the best thing you’ll watch all day. I promise. Also, hey Katie Stevens from American Idol season nine! HEY GURL.
hee hee hee
Jimmy Fallon, Carly Rae Jepsen & The Roots Sing “Call Me Maybe” (w/ Classroom Instruments)
This just made me so happy. The best part is how much fun the Roots seem to be having with it.