Taylor Swift, 2013 Brit Awards
GIRL.
Watch NBC comedies, they said.
It’ll be fun, they said.
They’ll make you laugh, they said.
Watch NBC comedies, they said…
Girl
Pam: Are you inching away from me?
Jim: No.
Pam: Reach your arms out.
Jim: I’m always this close.
This is how my boyfriend reacted when I asked him to help me pack for our holiday trip.
BERFDAY Wish List. Too much?
My birthday is tomorrow, y’all! And yes, that is Glenn asleep in a sink with a party hat on. My roommate took that last night. Last year he was my birthday present to myself, and it was one of the best gifts EVER. But now it’s another year, and I have more present ideas!
Here’s my “I’m turning 25 for the fourth time!” wish list:
1. Taylor Swift to be my best friend. C’mon, Swifty. It’s been long enough. STOP IGNORING ME.
2. THIS.
3. Geoffrey Zakarian to be my live-in cook/sassy silver fox friend.
4. For anyone in the world who wants to get married be allowed to just get f—king married.
5. Though I have a boyfriend who I love very much, I think he’d give me a free pass with Fassy just for my birthday. Come on over, Fassbendmeover!
See? Just a simple birthday wish list.
Stephen Colbert on Oreo’s “Gay” Cookie Agenda
HOW DID HE DO THIS AND KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE THE WHOLE TIME. I LOST IT AT ‘LICKING THEIR CREAM OFF’.
homosnackual.
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BOTH OF US :)
Taylor looking flawless, as per usual. Love this video.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6a830Hu2n1qb86xno1_500.png)
Beauty & The Beat. That Belle, she’s so bougie.
In-fucking-credible.
This is the best thing you’ll watch all day. I promise. Also, hey Katie Stevens from American Idol season nine! HEY GURL.
